SAGA OF ERIN AND BEN
Benny got out his helicopter hat,
sat with Erin, the CNBC rat,
was just going to have a little chat,
when Erin starts dumping fiat!!!
Now why'd you do that? asks Ben.
To save your goose, says Erin.
Lynch mobs were forming overnight,
your neck was in for a real plight.
Ben puckers up, gives her a smack,
Thank you, dear, wanna get in the sack?
Sorry, Ben, my heart is Greenie's,
he's got the GOLD, he's really dreamy.
You just got fiat and not a chance,
nothing to boost, nothing to enhance.
Greenie's got GOLD, bagfuls of GOLD,
he won't die, he will just go cold,
and then I run away with my main man
his name is SILVER, SILVER-ON-THE-LAM.
he squeezes me ever, ever so tight,
Erin's my name, and NOW I'M BRIGHT!!!!!
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