THE BUCK STOPS WITH BEN
The dirty old buck stops with Ben
That's why he looks like mother hen,
the glazed eyes, the drooping lids,
he's making too many ugly kids!
He sends them off to China to work,
but even China knows he's a jerk,
and will fire them back in his face
to stop the dollar-printing race.
You see old Ben's in a college daze
he hasn't passed the academic phase,
believes what is written in old books
devised by Keynes and other crooks.
Ben should stick to helicopter toys,
he'll soon be crushed by the bigger boys.
When they look for someone to take the blame,
Ben's the stooge who'll get the flame.
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