THE FINANCIAL HOUSE
The financial house begins to shake,
Erin don't care, she's on the make
for CNBC and Goldman Sachs,
while Mr. Haines does his income tax.
Listen to all those cracks in debt,
Kernen and Quiok make a bet
that the financial house doesn't fall,
while Maria thinks herself a doll.
Rippp... there goes the roof,
gone JP Morgan in one great poof,
Maria puts on her mauve lipstick,
and does her "DOW is great" schtick.
Rippp... there goes the basement too
this day Bernanke and Hank will rue,
but Erin just lets out one bit laugh,
to buy GOLD she says is so, so daft.
The windows too come crashing down,
from Maria not a single frown,
as she talks up buying bags of GOOGLE,
while rubbing noses with her poodle.
There, they go, down the drain,
Maria, Erin, Faber the brain,
the financial house a total splinter.
Don't worry, joy is coming hither------
Ben cancels debt this very winter!!!!
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