YEAR OF THE GOLDEN PIG
In China it's the year of the Golden Pig
In America it's the year of the Golden Rig.
Now we look on to see who will win
not loading up on GOLD will be proved a sin.
Countrywide threatens to lose its shirt,
all their houses are falling into the dirt.
The politicians promise to fix the mess
they promise big and do less and less.
Kernen looks worried while his hair turns grey,
even though he uses a rinse every day.
Maria is flirting with Buffet for an edge
if the DOW doesn't recover she has her hedge.
Erin looks like she is eating the mike
if OIL goes higher she will buy a bike.
Could things get nuttier in the land of the free?
Krudlow has gone on a gold-loving spree.
The only sanity left in the big wide land
is a few golden nuggets held in the hand.
If Haines comes begging at your door,
give him a coffee and tell him you're poor.
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