BENNY UP TO BAT

BENNY UP TO BAT

Ben is now up to the plate,
don’t cut too little, nor too late.
Now‘s the time to show your fate,
chop ‘em down, those big bad rates.

Now’s the time to show us fight,
play it loose, not too tight.
Now’s the time to show us power.
not just blather from the ivory tower.

Go, Ben, go, we’re behind you,
with our knives and lynching crew.
We are your handlers pulled asunder,
by rates too high, what a blunder!

Now Ben show us all your teeth,
or you will wear your burial wreath.
Now Ben show us all your wonder,
before this recession pulls us under!

“I am Ben, I’m up to bat,
give me my cleats and my hat,
I will aim for the highest bleachers,
Greenie and Hank are my teachers!”