DODO-BIRD TANGO
Yesterday we had the bop,
today GOLD is climbing to the top.
What do you say Ben and Hank,
why is the buck in the tank?
Stooges come in many shades,
but by the Creature they're all made,
hyping fiat on bubble TV
with dimwit Erin upon their knee.
Now careful Ben with that comb
maybe you should've left it home.
When Erin begins her long sigh,
it's enough to make a goldbug cry.
Or just go to sleep with her drivel,
no matter how much she can swivel.
Give it up Hank you have mid-age rage,
GATA going to send you to a cage.
There you and Erin can pet and coo,
two dodo birds of the clueless crew,
while GOLD climbs real-money mount,
so high not even Ben can count.
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