GIVE BENNY YOUR EAR
Today Bernanke speaks again,
take your Tums it's a pain,
grab your shrink you'll go insane,
listening to lil' helicopter hat.
Watch his beard when he's at bat,
it quivers like a rabid rat.
it whines like Paulie's angry cat,
what a fine Federal fellow,
if he had balls he'd bellow,
but Benny's just a little yellow,
quivering in fear, never mellow,
his voice too high in pitch.
He knows the banks are in the ditch,
that nobody's really getting rich,
that the buck has found its true niche
very close to zero and to zilch.
Give Benny your ear if you dare,
he'll grab your house and all your hair,
make you believe GOLD's in a bear,
when Benny falls they'll eat him rare!!!
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